"I don’t like this director. And I didn’t like the remake. Therefore, I’m not really sure why we have to do this dance: I’ve already decided The Haunting is not for me. I’m now watching a movie I didn’t like twice, and I don’t even get to look at Catherine Zeta Jones this time.
"Zombies aren't really the way to scare me anyway. They're gross, and if you show me images of them eating intestines, I'll be grossed out, but they're not scary. On the other hand: white people with guns? That's scary."