THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)

"Don’t show me shit like this anymore. Seriously, don’t do this."

THE WICKER MAN (1973)

THE WICKER MAN (1973)

"They’re hanging umbilical cords on trees. This is where you get back on your plane and let these people do whatever the fuck they want to do."

HALLOWEEN (1978)

HALLOWEEN (1978)

"At least pick up something to hit somebody with! I mean, white people live there: there's gotta be a golf club somewhere!"

JU-ON: THE GRUDGE (2003)

JU-ON: THE GRUDGE (2003)

"I don’t need to investigate shit! Something ain’t supposed to be there, I’m getting the fuck out! Peace!"

RE-ANIMATOR (1985)

RE-ANIMATOR (1985)

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh-kay. Oh, No. NO. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH I am out of here. I am done. No. NO. NO! Are you fucking kidding me?"

THE HAUNTING (1963)

THE HAUNTING (1963)

"I don’t like this director. And I didn’t like the remake. Therefore, I’m not really sure why we have to do this dance: I’ve already decided The Haunting is not for me. I’m now watching a movie I didn’t like twice, and I don’t even get to look at Catherine Zeta Jones this time.

THE EVIL DEAD (1981)

THE EVIL DEAD (1981)

She: "That's the fakest ankle-stabbing I've seen in my entire life."
Me: "Just how many ankle-stabbings have you seen, exactly?"

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968)

"Zombies aren't really the way to scare me anyway. They're gross, and if you show me images of them eating intestines, I'll be grossed out, but they're not scary. On the other hand: white people with guns? That's scary."

IT (1990)

IT (1990)

"DON'T TALK TO SEWER CLOWNS!"

FREAKS (1932)

FREAKS (1932)

"I mean, that would require seriously expert surgical skills, and most of them had feet for hands. So…I don’t think it’s feasible. "